HI I AM
DAVE MACHINE
but u can call me Dave.
I make weird beats with machines.
Click below to hear this album while u scroll
bit rude, but i get it! just click the button below
u r gonna get you a free limited edition CD of my latest album HYPERFRAME FIXATION!
u just have to pay for postage which is 8 aussie dollars
I WANT THIS!still here? that's cool, i guess i'll tell u a bit more about myself
I'M OBSESSED WITH MUSIC
i have released 12 singles, 5 EPs, 2 albums and 1 remix album
i also play in a band called Naive Atom
i bought my first synth at 15 and now own an unhealthy amount of cables
i once made a playlist so good that Derrick Gee asked me to perform at his event
NICE! CD NOW PLS.
AHH? LIKE WHO'S THE GUY BEHIND THE BEATS?
i grew up in the south east of England, before moving to London, then 6 years ago hopped on a plane and moved to Melbourne.
i have a degree in Journalism and started up a magazine. I also trained to be class teacher and used to teach 5 year olds.
i love picking up new hobbies! at the moment i am into print making, analog video synthesis, stoicisim, growing huge sunflowers and as always trying put together *the perfect live set*
OK, OK! CD NOW PLS.
I'M GLAD U ASKED! AS AN INDEPENDENT ARTIST, GETTING YOUR NAME OUT THERE IS HARD TO FIGURE OUT.
the social media treadmill has got us posting 15 second clips, pleading with the algorithm gods that the right people stumble across our music.
now, im not adverse to a little hard work, but I'd like to touch some grass every now and then. so i came up with a better system.
what if i reached out to potential fans, directly, and sent them a package? this way i could get my music in their hands and show them that i'm an actual real life person.
this would be waaaay more fun for everyone involved!
YOU'VE GOT TO DO THINGS DIFFERENTLY IF YOU WANT THINGS TO BE DIFFERENT.
BIT CORNY BUT I GET IT, CD PLS.
hey so look, being sceptical of paying any amount of money to a random guy on the internet is pretty normal, even if u do think my music is astoundingly great and you probably would actually vote for me in a local election. let me go over everything you get when you do this and why you don't have to be scared to do it.
IT'S JUST $8AUD TO COVER POSTAGE
no strings attached, you are just paying the $8 to cover the cost of getting the fine people of Australia Post to take it from me to you.
OK! THAT'S SO CHEAP! CD PLS.I POST ORDERS TWICE A WEEK
when u place ur order i will send it on the next Monday or Thursday using Australia Post untracked. This takes between 7 and 14 business days! I use untracked to keep delivery costs down. If it doesn't arrive in this time let me know and i will happily send another!
OK! THAT'S SO FAST! CD PLS.THE "DAVE IS A LOSER" MONEY BACK GUARANTEE
if u go through this whole process and u are somehow like "actually u know what, DAVE IS A LOSER AND I HATE HIS MUSIC" first of all ouch, secondly u can ask me to refund your $8 within 30 days, and I will, no questions asked.
OK! I CAN'T LOSE, CD PLS!
SUPPORT A SYNTH GUY TODAY
thanks for reaching the very end and reading all this! u are great and i hope my music will be in ur ear holes soon!
CD PLS BALDY!